Treadmill Slanket
Don’t try this at home, people. It seemed like a good idea at the time but it’s scary as hell and just plain dangerous.
For those who haven’t yet had the good fortune to see a Slanket in real life, they measure 60 inches by 95 (1.52m by 2.41m). Yup, that’s 7 foot 11 inches. I am 5 foot 7. Chance of falling flat on my face on a speeding treadmill? Pretty damn high.

