This Cardio Wave machine thingie is very nice. You get a lovely swooshy dancing feeling when you’re doing it right, which lasts for approximately 5 reps before your ass starts to burn. I say ass; it’s specifically the tensor fasciae lataes. See? We’re educational, too.
Yes, the Slanket does an excellent job of hiding a flabby bum and thighs.
Check out the crazy cable fitness machine – the Kinesis system from Technogym! They claim it allows total freedom of movement. Total freedom, my ass. The cable handles keep twisting into awkward angles. Prolly something to do with my weak and feeble forearms.
Nick likes the shoulder press machines. I can’t stand them. I’d rather use a barbell any day of the week.
