The International Meridian line featuring the Travel Slanket! Shorter and much more convenient for outdoor activities ;)

Too awesome for words.

Rock Band, best post-pub entertainment in the world. Needs more female-friendly vocal tracks.

That there drum kit is the Ion Drum Rocker.It’s huuuuuge but goes a long way towards building a proper faux-musician atmosphere. Compared to the original Rock Band drum Set? No contest.

Look at those legs go! This is another activity that could be dangerous, kids. Our machines are okay (kind of) because most of the mechanism is hidden behind plates, though there’s still the risk of a stray bit of Slanket getting caught in the pedals and DRAGGING YOU TO YOUR DEATH!

So be careful, yeah?

We’re down The Lord Nelson again where the pool table is next to the smokers’ entrance. Gotta keep warm when playing pool in winter!

Yes, your hands are nice and free in a Slanket but the sleeves drape all over the other balls. I likes a challenge, me. No, no I don’t really. I’m crap at pool.

I realise that it’s not at all clear what the heck that Cardio Wave in the last picture is. Here’s Techno-Gym’s promo video, complete with, ah… interesting music:

Like I said, swooshy dancing feeling.

This Cardio Wave machine thingie is very nice. You get a lovely swooshy dancing feeling when you’re doing it right, which lasts for approximately 5 reps before your ass starts to burn. I say ass; it’s specifically the tensor fasciae lataes. See? We’re educational, too.

A nice and cozy end-of-winter pint down at The Lord Nelson. Shortly followed by a less cozy but far more entertaining…

Yes, the Slanket does an excellent job of hiding a flabby bum and thighs.

Found this fabulous Disney Princess Slanket Dance vlog today from @cafebebe. I love how much fun her daughter is obviously having when she joins in at the end.

The video was originally posted at Café Bébé. Check it out! You can also find the dance instructions if, like me, your memory of Disney princess dancing is pretty hazy.

I’m pretty sure the Belle Slanket is Impending Bloom, a breast cancer research fundraising Slanket sadly not available from Firebox :(